i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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