Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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