It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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