My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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