In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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