Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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