I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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