I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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