How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
