Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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