I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Vodka?
Forever.
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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