I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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