Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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