just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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