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i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
the raccoons are back...
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