you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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