How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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