They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Sext me about skeletons
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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