I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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