Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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