Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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