i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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