The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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