You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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