Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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