normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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