Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
