I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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