Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I want to fling myself into the sun
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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