you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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