He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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