I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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