apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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