i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I know her cup size but not her name....
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