Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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