He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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