Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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