You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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