White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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