Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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