Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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