Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she told me i tasted like america
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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