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• (802): View more from Vermont

  last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.

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  dollar well spent

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome

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• (806): View more from Texas

  We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.

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  I know, she tried to drink it

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

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• (315): View more from New York

  How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia

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