is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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