what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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