the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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