I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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