he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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