their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
high people should be assigned attendants
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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