i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
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this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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