Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
it's like iHOP with fire
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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