just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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