i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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