Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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